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          The Twelve Quotes of Clarkesmas: Day TWELVE!

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          _   “I thought you were having fun,” I revealed.

            “No!” Karen shot back. “I was cold, I had two and a half hours sleep and I was surrounded by drunk guys who kept asking if I wanted to see their candy cane: I was miserable!”          
               -From The Chrismystery: A Clarke Quickie

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          It's time for Clarkesmas! DetectiveClarke.com will be updated daily for the final twelve days of December with a hilarious quote from the newest book in the R.D. Clarke series: The Christmystery (A Clarke Quickie) available free of charge for a limited time on Smashwords and right here at detectiveclarke.com!


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          Detective Clarke Meets The Reaper: Official Book Trailer

          The Reaper tends to his latest victim in the trailer for the latest book in the R.D. Clarke series: Detective Clarke Meets the Reaper. Like the trailer, follow one of the links below to check out the thrilling and hilarious new eBook from Brian P. Borcky

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